Mushroom Syndrome




 
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Mushroom Syndrome
 
September 30th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Mushroom Syndrome


Mushroom Syndrome
A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, Room 302."

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me ."
September 30th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
October 1st, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Funny, but what has MUSROOM SYNDROME got to do with it?
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Mushroom Syndrome
October 1st, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Um uh yeah, what he said.
October 2nd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22

Funny, but what has MUSROOM SYNDROME got to do with it?
Keep `em in the dark and feed `em horses**t.
October 2nd, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Dead on the money Missileer. Us country folk gotta keep these city slickers edu-mah-kaited.
October 2nd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg

Dead on the money Missileer. Us country folk gotta keep these city slickers edu-mah-kaited.
Yeah, Bulldog, we use it as the mushroom theory of engineering when speaking of upper management. We also use the "flat tire approach to engineering." Remember that one?
October 2nd, 2005  
Hookedonlemons
 
 
Lol thats one smart granny!
October 3rd, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Cartman voice - "Goddamnit Lemons!"

"Flat tire engineering", HA, that's damn funny.
October 3rd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
Cartman voice - "Goddamnit Lemons!"

"Flat tire engineering", HA, that's damn funny.
It describes a lot of electrical types I know. For everyone else's benefit.

Flat Tire Theory of Engineering=If an engineer fixes a flat tire by installing a spare tire, he will take the spare back off, replace it with the flat one to make sure that was the real problem. Then if it was the problem, he re-installs the spare tire.