The Mermaid




 
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The Mermaid
 
May 6th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: The Mermaid


The Mermaid
There were three men fishing in a boat.
One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid.
She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go.

Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go.
"Okay," said the man, "I want my IQ doubled."
So she did and he goes off on Shakespeare and all kinds of complicated things.The mermaid goes to leave and the second man grabs her.
"Hey, I'm not going to let you go until I get a wish too."
"Fine," she said, "What do you want?" "I want my IQ tripled."
So she triples his IQ and he goes off solving
all these problems and mathmatical equations.

"I suppose you want a wish too?" the mermaid said to the last man.
"You bet I do, I want my IQ timed by 10!"
"Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid.
"It'll change your whole aspect on life."
And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he wanted.


So she gave him his wish and *POOF* He turned into a woman.
May 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Not what I was expecting!
May 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Then what were you expecting?
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The Mermaid
May 7th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
wtf this is an anti-man joke! D:
May 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Dude it's just a joke....
May 7th, 2006  
rotc boy
 
 
and he was joking too....he just screwed up the smiley face
May 7th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
lol, so why did he become a woman though?
May 7th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MightyMacbeth
lol, so why did he become a woman though?
May 7th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
lol, excuse me heh

but really, why?
May 7th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Because women are 10 times as intelligent as men, Mighty.