The Lucky Frog




 
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June 18th, 2004  
Uncle_Sam
 
 

Topic: The Lucky Frog


The Lucky Frog


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.


"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood.

Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.




Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not ......"
June 19th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
Now that's funny.
June 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
couldnt have said it better myself
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October 22nd, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
And then what happened.
March 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
When I first heard this it was..."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton"
March 5th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol i could use a frog like that about now...
March 5th, 2006  
babyboy4u363
 
 
Hey how did you know what I said in the trial!?
March 7th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha
March 7th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Never kiss frogs it always turns out bad...
March 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL! I could use that frog during my golfing class.