Little Johnny strikes again




 
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Boots
 
December 6th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Little Johnny strikes again


Little Johnny strikes again

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f****d if he needed glasses."
September 12th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
September 13th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
thats great!!!!!! lol
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Boots
March 14th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i love johnny
March 15th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yea he would! Hahahaha.
March 18th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Little Johnny just rocks.
March 19th, 2007  
sunshine
 
 
oh man i bet he got a whopping lol
March 19th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
HAHA....That's nice.