The little boy and the priest




 
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Boots
 
January 28th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 

Topic: The little boy and the priest


A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
January 28th, 2013  
Tankboy
 
 
Didn't the priest ask him if he wanted to see some puppies!.
January 28th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
Didn't the priest ask him if he wanted to see some puppies!.
No doubt. That's what usually happens....
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Boots
January 28th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
Didn't the priest ask him if he wanted to see some puppies!.
No, that was just you and CF on the vicars and tarts night(you can decide who's who between you.)
January 28th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
No, that was just you and CF on the vicars and tarts night(you can decide who's who between you.)
Wasn't that the one where you came dressed as a priest?
January 28th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
Did I feck!!!! I was dressed as the tart with the sussies, suspenders and high heels. I couldn't wait to get home and rip our lass's knickers off that night - the elastic didn't half cut in!!!

January 28th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
You should have asked me to rip them off for you. You know I would have duly obliged.
January 28th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
Dirty boy!!!!
January 28th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Just the way you like me.
January 29th, 2013  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Did I feck!!!! I was dressed as the tart with the sussies, suspenders and high heels.

Why aren't I surprised.