THE LIE DETECTOR




 
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Boots
 
May 14th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: THE LIE DETECTOR


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?', they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project' said Tommy
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.

We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times
May 14th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehehe....
May 15th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahahaha
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Boots
May 15th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
OWNED!!!.
May 15th, 2008  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Oh no!

LOL!
May 16th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
Nearly exploded with that one.
May 16th, 2008  
Insomniac
 
 
PRICELESS!
April 21st, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Bump...........








got this one in my email today.
April 21st, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Hahahahhahahahahaa!!! trying to recall if I've ever been slapped???? lol
April 23rd, 2009  
Mark Conley
 
 
the primary reason why you dont let something like that in the house...that or keep it shut.
 


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