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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The man in the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea, just for tonight let's pretend we are married."
The man, thinking this is it, says, "OK. AWESOME!"
The woman says "GOOD..... GET YOUR OWN *%!!*?% BLANKET!"
After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The man in the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea, just for tonight let's pretend we are married."
The man, thinking this is it, says, "OK. AWESOME!"
The woman says "GOOD..... GET YOUR OWN *%!!*?% BLANKET!"
