LAPD......Prison Corresponding......Two Truckers




 
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LAPD......Prison Corresponding......Two Truckers
 
June 12th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: LAPD......Prison Corresponding......Two Truckers


LAPD......Prison Corresponding......Two Truckers
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department.

The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the Angeles forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The LAPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.


The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".


An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.

The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"


At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."



While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Hey, not a
dumb cop in sight, so lets take a chance!"
June 12th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 



June 12th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
very good
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LAPD......Prison Corresponding......Two Truckers
June 12th, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
I've read the top one on here before!
June 13th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
funny!!!
June 13th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

 


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