Ladies Night

Ladies Night
May 7th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Ladies Night

Ladies Night
The other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club."

One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The male stripper came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek.

Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?

I got out my wallet, thought for a minute... and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home!
May 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's a good one
May 7th, 2007  
I heard it said with elderly ladies night out....but still funny either way!
Ladies Night
May 7th, 2007  
OMG that is funny lol
April 5th, 2009  
April 5th, 2009  
April 6th, 2009  
Gotta love those financial analysts!
May 6th, 2009  
Hahahahahhahaha!!!! OMG, thats nasty, lol!!!

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