Lab Tests?




 
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Lab Tests?
 
April 22nd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Lab Tests?


Lab Tests?
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one Is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's.

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere In the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."




April 22nd, 2006  
Charge 7
 
 
One of the best ones I've heard in quite awhile! Nice one, tomtom!
April 23rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
good one tom
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Lab Tests?
April 23rd, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Slick
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one
July 25th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Bump...
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Got this in my email today.
July 26th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
pumB

funney!
July 26th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
oh now thats hilarious!!!!