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April 22nd, 2006
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Topic: Lab Tests?
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one Is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's. "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward. "Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time. "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere In the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." 
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April 22nd, 2006
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One of the best ones I've heard in quite awhile! Nice one, tomtom!
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April 23rd, 2006
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good one tom
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April 23rd, 2006
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Slick
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January 7th, 2007
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that's a good one
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July 25th, 2007
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Bump...
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July 26th, 2007
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pumB
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July 26th, 2007
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oh now thats hilarious!!!!
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