KNOW YOUR STATE'S SUB-MOTTO:




 
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Boots
 
July 19th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: KNOW YOUR STATE'S SUB-MOTTO:



Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not; But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney, And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Texas
Se Habla Ingles?
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Too liberal even for the Kennedys
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Broke Back Mountain
July 19th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha good one
July 19th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
I like Arizona's
--
Boots
July 19th, 2007  
istealfreefood
 
 
I KNEW that was veggies growing in my back yard!
July 19th, 2007  
deerslayer
 
 
California and LA are good.
July 20th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice, TI!
July 20th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hehehe. I like em.
March 13th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
March 13th, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
 


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