AmericanSweetheart
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I'm from Georgia but you can go find where your from here:
http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html
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You know you're from Georgia when...
Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions.
You've thought about getting a blow-up companion for the front passenger seat.
If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"
"Ya'll" is a word.
You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were - you'd be dead already.
You give directions that include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."
Atlanta is known as "The City."
You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.
Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.
Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.
You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden"
You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy.
On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field
You greet people with "Hey ya'll, Whachudoin?"
You know what a 'dawg' is. Come on who doesn't
You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
You still call the refrigerator the "icebox".
You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater.
Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow
You know at least three streets named "Peachtree"
The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
People actually grow, eat and like okra!
Everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
You actively look out for deer whenever you drive at dusk.
You have or you know someone who has accidentally hit a deer.
You know that guy who sits in the recliner in the back of his pickup.
Panama City Beach is the big deal.
Rebel flags are the predominant car decoration.
You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen.
You knew all the cops in town, because they are somehow related to you or you know their family.
You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.
All the real concerts are in Atlanta.
Wal- mart is the cool place to go in the middle of the night.
You say "tuna fish sandwich."
Anyone who orders a "pop" must be a dork. It's a Coke, silly!
You know all the latest country music songs, naturally. Even if you hate country music.
You took class field trips to Chehaw park and tried to pet the wild peacocks.
Doesn't everyone own a Laborador Retriever or two???
You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
You know to wear sneakers to the airport.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ga.
http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html
Make sure you post where your "you know your from" jokes
You know you're from Georgia when...
Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions.
You've thought about getting a blow-up companion for the front passenger seat.
If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"
"Ya'll" is a word.
You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were - you'd be dead already.
You give directions that include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."
Atlanta is known as "The City."
You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.
Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.
Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.
You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden"
You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy.
On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field
You greet people with "Hey ya'll, Whachudoin?"
You know what a 'dawg' is. Come on who doesn't
You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
You still call the refrigerator the "icebox".
You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater.
Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow
You know at least three streets named "Peachtree"
The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
People actually grow, eat and like okra!
Everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
You actively look out for deer whenever you drive at dusk.
You have or you know someone who has accidentally hit a deer.
You know that guy who sits in the recliner in the back of his pickup.
Panama City Beach is the big deal.
Rebel flags are the predominant car decoration.
You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen.
You knew all the cops in town, because they are somehow related to you or you know their family.
You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.
All the real concerts are in Atlanta.
Wal- mart is the cool place to go in the middle of the night.
You say "tuna fish sandwich."
Anyone who orders a "pop" must be a dork. It's a Coke, silly!
You know all the latest country music songs, naturally. Even if you hate country music.
You took class field trips to Chehaw park and tried to pet the wild peacocks.
Doesn't everyone own a Laborador Retriever or two???
You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
You know to wear sneakers to the airport.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ga.