It's now 21-12-12 in Australia...
MontyB
All-Blacks Supporter
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
The world wont end, I haven't had my Christmas presents yet!!! 
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m551sheridan
Active member
it has been said hereabouts that you have been badThe world wont end, I haven't had my Christmas presents yet!!!
so here's the scoop
all you'll get for Christmas
is Snowman poop
The world wont end, I haven't had my Christmas presents yet!!!
Ok, HM... this is my Christmas present to you...
Muuuuuahhh! (Big Kiss!)
So the world isn't ending? Damn. Guess I have to pay this month's bills after all. *sigh*
You think you got problems?
I now have to come up with a believable explanation to my wife about why there is three lucious blondes found in in our bedroom...:bang:
Rowan
Active member
APOCALYPSE UPDATE FROM AUSTRALIA
Kangaroos everywhere with a murderous gleam in their eyes.
Drop bears landing on unsuspecting passers by to eat their intestines.
Snakes slithering at our feet.
Spiders covering every wall.
Crocodiles are emerging onto land and are trying to attack small children.
Dingoes are stealing babies.
So yeah, all is normal so far but I’ll be sure to let you all know when the apocalypse begins.
Kangaroos everywhere with a murderous gleam in their eyes.
Drop bears landing on unsuspecting passers by to eat their intestines.
Snakes slithering at our feet.
Spiders covering every wall.
Crocodiles are emerging onto land and are trying to attack small children.
Dingoes are stealing babies.
So yeah, all is normal so far but I’ll be sure to let you all know when the apocalypse begins.
Perhaps try this.
"Why, honey, they're here for... erm... I thought the World was going to end... and I... erm... thought that since this will be my last hour or so on this earth, I thought it would be good to try something new. Ya up for a four-some?"
And then run...
God, I need a shag...
Sevens
Forum Dominatrix
Tell her its for research purposes. >_>
USMCPoolee03xx
Active member
Ah yes, "WHO ARE YOU THREE WOMEN? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!"
Sevens
Forum Dominatrix
Take it from a woman....That never works, boys. A better story would be: "Honey, I saw them on the corner. They were dirty, disheveled, cold. They're orphans you see, with no place to go. No home to call their own. I knew you're beautiful, charitable heart wouldn't mind me bringing them home for the holidays."
Okay no. That won't work either. But its MUCH better than simple denial.
A better story would be: "Honey, I saw them on the corner. They were dirty, disheveled, cold. They're orphans you see, with no place to go. No home to call their own. I knew you're beautiful, charitable heart wouldn't mind me bringing them home for the holidays."Okay no. That won't work either. But its MUCH better than simple denial.
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
The world is supposed to end at 11:11 hours GMT. (so my son says. Bloody know it all).
it has been said hereabouts that you have been bad
so here's the scoop
all you'll get for Christmas
is Snowman poop
As he's an ex Red Cap, I'd give the bugger a lump of coal.
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The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
it has been said hereabouts that you have been bad
so here's the scoop
all you'll get for Christmas
is Snowman poop
I haven't been bad! I've been very bad. :twisted:
Sevens
Forum Dominatrix
According to a know-nothing-know-it-all friend, the Earth is supposed to implode at the moment of the Winter Solstice, which is at 0611 EST. in the US. Which means we have 2 hours and 46 minutes left. Give or take. :roll:
PS If anyone wants to leave their riches and valuables with me for safekeeping while they're out fighting the zombies.....I promise to give them back. At some point. :mrgreen:
PS If anyone wants to leave their riches and valuables with me for safekeeping while they're out fighting the zombies.....I promise to give them back. At some point. :mrgreen: