Itallians...




 
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Itallians...
 
February 6th, 2012  
MontyB
 
 

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February 6th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
I did not saw that coming- was expecting some usual stuff about the Italians...

Good One!
February 6th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
Heya you! No takea da piss!

Thats very good, very funny!
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Itallians...
February 21st, 2012  
Team Infidel
 
 
February 21st, 2012  
5.56X45mm
 
 
How can you tell when a company fired their Italian designer? Their products start to work well but look like crap.
February 21st, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
I was always teased about my Italian origins.
The usual joke was about the Italian tank with seven gears.
One forward, six reverse.
I used to answer " the forward gear was incase the English sneak up behind them"
Then I used to hit them with these:
Hear about the Italian POW camp? It had an entry tunnel.
Hear about the Italian Aircraft with the 15 man crew?
Pilot, Co-Pilot, two gunners and a paratrooper. the rest of the ten men are to force the paratrooper out of the door!
Hear about the Italian battle flag? Its a white cross on a white bacground.
What's the smallest book in the world? The book of Italian war heroes.
After that, they usually gave up
February 21st, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
I was always teased about my Italian origins.
The usual joke was about the Italian tank with seven gears.
One forward, six reverse.
I used to answer " the forward gear was incase the English sneak up behind them"
Then I used to hit them with these:
Hear about the Italian POW camp? It had an entry tunnel.
Hear about the Italian Aircraft with the 15 man crew?
Pilot, Co-Pilot, two gunners and a paratrooper. the rest of the ten men are to force the paratrooper out of the door!
Hear about the Italian battle flag? Its a white cross on a white bacground.
What's the smallest book in the world? The book of Italian war heroes.
After that, they usually gave up
You have Italian blood, bro?

Thats interesting...
February 22nd, 2012  
MontyB
 
 
I thought all Poms had Italian ancestry after all what are the English but Romans that forgot to go home.

February 22nd, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MontyB
I thought all Poms had Italian ancestry after all what are the English but Romans that forgot to go home.

Ouch...!
February 22nd, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MontyB
I thought all Poms had Italian ancestry after all what are the English but Romans that forgot to go home.

I have question here- why do the Aussies call the British "Poms"? I have heard of this when I was watching the movie "The Lighthorsemen"- hell of an intersting movie about Aussie troops in WW1.