THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.




 
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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.
 
March 20th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 

Topic: THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.


THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily.
Where have ye been all this time, child ?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line ?
Why didn't ye call ?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru ? '
The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff... Dad.... I became a prostitute. '

'Ye what ! ! ?
Get outta here, ye shameless harlot ! Sinner ! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family. '

'OK, Dad... As ye wish.
But, I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the
country club... (takes a breath)..... And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera . '

'Now what was it ye said ye had become ? ' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff..... A prostitute, Daddy ! Sniff, sniff. '

'Oh, Be Jesus ! Ye scared me half to death, girl !
I thought ye said a Protestant !!
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !! '
March 21st, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Good one, too!

I had to read it twice to fully catch it, though...
March 21st, 2012  
zhaldev
 
 
Lol good one...
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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.
 


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