Irish Extreme Sports




 
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Boots
 
May 19th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Irish Extreme Sports


Two kerrymen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag,puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

ITS NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Og appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping,den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean Og and his fook'n "hen gliding!"
May 19th, 2005  
Damien
 
Took me a second, but I got it... pretty funny.
May 19th, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
Play on accents I see.
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Boots
May 20th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
It got a giggle out of me.
May 21st, 2005  
Locke
 
 
LOOOOOOOL
brilliant(while we are on abt the irish accent, that brilliant should be said in the same way it was in teh Guiness advertisment. you know which one )
May 21st, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
May 22nd, 2005  
Themrose89
 
WOOT!
December 2nd, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
December 2nd, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Budgie jumping
HA!!
December 2nd, 2005  
phoenix80