Internet ASBO

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For all those Irritating little bar stewards out there

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If I got an Internet ASBO... my God. I don't quite know what I'd do.

It would probably force me to pick up a book. Something which, although I write, I haven't done in... maybe six months!
 
If I may ask a teeny weeny itsi bitsi little question- what qualifies as ASBO?

:)

"ASBOs are civil orders to protect the public from behaviour that causes or is likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress. An order contains conditions prohibiting an individual from carrying out specific anti-social acts or (for example) from entering defined areas. The orders are not criminal sanctions and are not intended to punish the individual. They are designed to be preventative, not punitive."

Pretty much describes Highway Man's conduct on here. :D
 
That's up to you lot to decide isn't it?

Isn't that the way it usually works with the people to whom you hand out ASBOs?

"What Officer? Me? No way! I was doing no such thing!" Obviously, not said properly, but I can't bring myself to speak like the people you hand out ASBOs to.
 
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