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When one wishes to unlock a door but has has only one hand
free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fumbles Law)
A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys
inside. (Yale Law of Destiny)
When one's hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your
nose will start to itch. (Law of Ichiban)
Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
(Insurance So Sorry Law)
When things seem to be going well, you've probably forgotten
to do something. (Cheney's Second Corollary)
When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't
followed all the instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law)
If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's
probably because you have not realized the seriousness of
the problem. (Law of Gravitas)
Most problems are not created or solved; they only change
appearances. (Einstein's Law of Persistence)
You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs
up on you. (Principle of Dingaling)
Whenever you connect with the Internet, the call you've been
waiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth)
If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your
time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of
Wasteland)
The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is
exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law
of Pi Eyed)
The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is
directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of
Campbell Scoop)
Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause the
phone to ring. (Law of Yes Now)
Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the
doorbell to ring. (Law of Ding Dong)
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of
one's hairdo. (The Don King Principle)
After discarding something not used for years, you will need
it one week later. (Law of Fatal Irreversibility)
Arriving early for an appointment will cause the
receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone
else has arrived before you. (Law of Delay)
Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you
won't come out alive anyway. (Theory of Absolute Certainty)
free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fumbles Law)
A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys
inside. (Yale Law of Destiny)
When one's hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your
nose will start to itch. (Law of Ichiban)
Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
(Insurance So Sorry Law)
When things seem to be going well, you've probably forgotten
to do something. (Cheney's Second Corollary)
When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't
followed all the instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law)
If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's
probably because you have not realized the seriousness of
the problem. (Law of Gravitas)
Most problems are not created or solved; they only change
appearances. (Einstein's Law of Persistence)
You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs
up on you. (Principle of Dingaling)
Whenever you connect with the Internet, the call you've been
waiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth)
If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your
time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of
Wasteland)
The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is
exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law
of Pi Eyed)
The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is
directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of
Campbell Scoop)
Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause the
phone to ring. (Law of Yes Now)
Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the
doorbell to ring. (Law of Ding Dong)
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of
one's hairdo. (The Don King Principle)
After discarding something not used for years, you will need
it one week later. (Law of Fatal Irreversibility)
Arriving early for an appointment will cause the
receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone
else has arrived before you. (Law of Delay)
Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you
won't come out alive anyway. (Theory of Absolute Certainty)
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