HOSPITAL EPISODE




 
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HOSPITAL EPISODE
 
June 17th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: HOSPITAL EPISODE


HOSPITAL EPISODE
HOSPITAL EPISODE:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my
testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,
holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely -- are... my... test...results...back?
June 17th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Now that's a good joke!
June 17th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO!!!!
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HOSPITAL EPISODE
June 17th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
*stamp of approval* i likeeee
October 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
October 12th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's a good one.
October 12th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Lol....
October 13th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Foclmao!!!!
October 13th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
...sweet jebus...