.....but we use them alot in the canadian army.

If it aint raining, we aint training.
If it's not snowing we aint going.


I know we have lots but i can't think of them right now, these two come to mind because the tropps are in the field right now and we just had freak snowstorm in May

anyone else have any good one liners like these?

GUNNER

If there's no moose, hop in the caboose.


WoooooooooWEEE!
Dang, I missed my calling in stand up there .

But seriously, GUNNER, we say the same thing here, except in ROTC-land, it's switched, "if it's rainin', we ain't trainin'."

That's pretty good.