Guy walks into a bar.......

jillyz12

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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Better set me up with a double, Phil. I got into another fight with the wife."

Phil says, "Again? Who won this time?"

"Let me put it this way. By the time it was over, she was on her hands and knees in front of me."

"Yeah? What did she have to say?"

"Get out from under that bed, you little prick!"
 
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