"Growth Exercise ..."




 
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"Growth Exercise ..."
 
November 14th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: "Growth Exercise ..."


"Growth Exercise ..."
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says. "Well, it worked for your ass , didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again!!

November 15th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
tomtom22 and I thought you were a bloke all this time, I must have been mistaken! ! !
November 15th, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 
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"Growth Exercise ..."
November 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LIPS
tomtom22 and I thought you were a bloke all this time, I must have been mistaken! ! !
I forgot to preface the joke with the fact that I got it from my sister-in-law.
November 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
haha
November 27th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Oh that is just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


November 28th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LOL..ive heard this one alot.