1. My girlfriend threatened to leave me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.
It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door.
2. My wife said that she was leaving because I'm so arrogant.
I told her to close the door on her way back in.
3. A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics, and they gave the medal to the tw*t on my back.
4. My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.
Glad to see the system's working.
Keep goin'!
It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door.
2. My wife said that she was leaving because I'm so arrogant.
I told her to close the door on her way back in.
3. A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics, and they gave the medal to the tw*t on my back.
4. My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.
Glad to see the system's working.
Keep goin'!