The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

January 25th, 2005  
Charge 7

Topic: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
January 25th, 2005  
rotc boy
lmfao!!! that is one of the greatest things ive heard
January 25th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
That's good.
January 26th, 2005  
That was good.
January 26th, 2005  
A Can of Man
Oh man that's brilliant
January 26th, 2005  
Very nice.
November 21st, 2005  
Great jokes, never heard them in that format before.

November 21st, 2005  

November 21st, 2005  
Those are aweome man!
June 10th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Funny ones Charge 7!!!