Pacific Lure
Active member
Gul I loveded you,
Straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem otha guls
not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why ya thank I do,
tha thangs I do?
Remember howz I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlitz Malt Liquor and Boh-Be-Que.
I gave you a bubble bazz and fed you grapeses.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins afta dock,
Skreet light walks around da block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo rib.
I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super hero,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova dem candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loveded you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off dat child support list.
A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty".
He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book.
The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further.
She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you doing taking your clothes off?
The wife replied, "You were playing with my kitty. I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
[FONT=Verdana,]Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team?
A: The one with dirt on his knees.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so worried about jury prejudice during his trial?
A: Cuz no one likes a rapist.
Q: How is Kobe Bryant spending his free time this summer?
A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house.
Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet?
A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?".
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
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Straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem otha guls
not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why ya thank I do,
tha thangs I do?
Remember howz I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlitz Malt Liquor and Boh-Be-Que.
I gave you a bubble bazz and fed you grapeses.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins afta dock,
Skreet light walks around da block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo rib.
I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super hero,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova dem candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loveded you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off dat child support list.
A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty".
He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book.
The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further.
She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you doing taking your clothes off?
The wife replied, "You were playing with my kitty. I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
[FONT=Verdana,]Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team?
A: The one with dirt on his knees.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so worried about jury prejudice during his trial?
A: Cuz no one likes a rapist.
Q: How is Kobe Bryant spending his free time this summer?
A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house.
Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet?
A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?".
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
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