Gentle Thoughts for Today




 
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Boots
 
September 10th, 2011  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Gentle Thoughts for Today


Gentle Thoughts for Today





Birds of a feather flock together...and then sh!t on
your car.





A penny saved is a government oversight.






The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,


because by then your body and your fat have gotten
to be really good friends.







The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.







He who hesitates is probably right.







Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for
forty (40) are XL?







If you can smile when things go wrong,

you have someone in mind to blame.







The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.







Did you ever notice: When you put the two
words 'The' and 'IRS' together they spell 'Theirs'?







Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.







Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this
way. I've traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved.







When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
to your youth, think of Algebra.







You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.







One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being
young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but
being old is comfortable.







Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand
over my mouth...AMEN!
September 10th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
How very true indeed!
September 25th, 2011  
Sara
 
 
Gospel..
--
Boots
 


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