This is funny

August 2nd, 2005  

Topic: This is funny

A bloke is in the Supermarket queue when he notices a rather beautiful
woman across from him raise her hand and smile hello.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
"Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged
on the pool table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with
some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
August 2nd, 2005  
wife of lips
yeah good one.
August 3rd, 2005  
lmfao, not what i expected
September 1st, 2005  
September 1st, 2005  
SHOT poor guy
May 22nd, 2007  
Team Infidel