Guardsman_Ca
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The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.-pvt.Joker
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.-pvt.Joker
"God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your a** belongs to the Corps!"
"Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace!"
"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"
"Holy Jesus. What is that? What the **** is that?!"
"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!"
"I'm asking the ****ing questions here Private. Do you understand?"
"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jesus, Happy birthday to you."
You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over
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:rock: :?:Devil_Dog17 said:Pvt. Joker: Is that you John Wayne, is this me?
GSgt. Hartman:Who said that? WHO THE f**k SAID THAT! Who's communist shit, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy f***ing godmother said it. Out-f***ing-standing. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU f***ing DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK! Was it you, you scroungy little f**k HUH?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, no sir
GSgt. Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a f***ing worm I'll bet it was you.
Pvt. Joker: Sir, I said it sir.
GSgt. Well, no shit. What do we got here a f***ing comedian. Well I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister. (punch). You little scumbag.
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