Full Metal Jacket Quotes - Page 2

May 12th, 2004  
Myvorite is easily private snowball. lol.

"Let me tell you something Snowball! We don't serve watermelon and ribs here on a daily basis!" rofl
May 16th, 2004  
G/Sgt. Hartman: Private Pyle, I'm going to give you three seconds. Exactly three f***ing seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off you face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*** you! One! Two! Three!
Pte. Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir!"
G/Sgt. Hartman: Bulls***! Get on your knees scumbag!

Animal Mother: If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is...poontang.
June 12th, 2004  
G/Sgt Hartman: "Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on, until the day you die. Wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this...Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever and that means YOU live forever."
June 21st, 2004  
silent driller
You are not even f*cking human! You are nothing but unorganized, pieces of amphibian sh*t!!!
June 23rd, 2004  

Topic: Re: This is my favorite movie.

Originally Posted by Devil_Dog17
Pvt. Joker: Is that you John Wayne, is this me?

GSgt. Hartman:Who said that? WHO THE f**k SAID THAT! Who's communist shit, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy f***ing godmother said it. Out-f***ing-standing. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU f***ing DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE *******S ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK! Was it you, you scroungy little f**k HUH?

Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, no sir

GSgt. Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a f***ing worm I'll bet it was you.

Pvt. Joker: Sir, I said it sir.

GSgt. Well, no shit. What do we got here a f***ing comedian. Well I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister. (punch). You little scumbag.
June 28th, 2004  
R. Lee Ermey- I don't know, but i've been told. Escimo p***y is mighty cold.
July 2nd, 2004  
Well, it has to be:

"Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sahn is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we've heard even Cronkite's going to say the war is now unwinnable.

In other words, it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a

JOKER: "Sir ... does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"
August 21st, 2004  
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of s**t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"
August 23rd, 2004  
"I'll tear ya a new a__hole."-Animal Mother
"Yeah, after you eat the peanuts out of my sh_t."-Joker
"You're a real f_ckin' comedian."-Animal Mother
"They call me The Joker!"-Joker

I cannot believe you guys forgot this one.. Unless I missed it:

August 23rd, 2004  
Whoops... I forgot the whole quote. How stupid of me.

"You best un-f_ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman