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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 yearsthey had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list ofunmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length oftime, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking thewife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husbandwatched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down asthough in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what yourwife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can dropher off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 yearsthey had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list ofunmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length oftime, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking thewife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husbandwatched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down asthough in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what yourwife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can dropher off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
