Trooper1854
The Brit Pack
Four Nuns walk into a Dublin pub.
At first no one stirs as Nuns frequently collect for the poor by going to pubs.
However, these Nuns order four double whiskys and go and sit down to drink them, after saying grace!
When they finish the first lot of drinks, a Nun gets up and orders another four doubles.
The bar man serves them in stunned silence.
Eventually, after the Nuns have been up for five lots of double whiskys, currosity gets the better of the barman.
"Forgive for asking sister, but in all my years in this job I have never seen nuns drink a drop, but you and your three colleagues are barely able to stand! Whats going on?
"Well, you shee" Slurs the Nun "Its our dear, dear mother superior. Shees not well you shee."
"Oh" Replys the bar man "But how is getting drunk going to help her?"
"Shimples, she has been constipated for a week. When she sshees the state of us when we get back tonight, she is going to sh*t a brick!"
At first no one stirs as Nuns frequently collect for the poor by going to pubs.
However, these Nuns order four double whiskys and go and sit down to drink them, after saying grace!
When they finish the first lot of drinks, a Nun gets up and orders another four doubles.
The bar man serves them in stunned silence.
Eventually, after the Nuns have been up for five lots of double whiskys, currosity gets the better of the barman.
"Forgive for asking sister, but in all my years in this job I have never seen nuns drink a drop, but you and your three colleagues are barely able to stand! Whats going on?
"Well, you shee" Slurs the Nun "Its our dear, dear mother superior. Shees not well you shee."
"Oh" Replys the bar man "But how is getting drunk going to help her?"
"Shimples, she has been constipated for a week. When she sshees the state of us when we get back tonight, she is going to sh*t a brick!"