englishman, scotsman,irishman and welshman




 
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Boots
 
December 6th, 2004  
Anya1982
 
 

Topic: englishman, scotsman,irishman and welshman


An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Welshman were travelling in an aircraft that went out of control and was about to crash.

To their dismay, they discovered that there were only three parachutes in the plane. The Scotsman argued that he ought to have one since he was a very important businessman whose death would result in the collapse of the stockmarket.

The Welshman handed him over the first parachute and he baled out.

Next the Irishman argued that he should be given a parachute. He was an important politician upon whom all hope of peace in Ireland rested. The Irishman silently put the straps over his shoulders and he jumped out after the Scotsman.

The Welshman now turned to the Englishman and handed him a parachute. 'Here you are' he said cheerfully.

'But what about you?' gasped the Englishman, amazed at this unflinching heroism.

'Oh, I'll be all right' said the Welshman. The Irishman took my haversack'.
December 7th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Hahahahahaha sad ending though....
December 7th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
lol
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Boots
February 26th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hey i resemble that....
February 27th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahahaha...That sucks...Hehehehe
February 27th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
the joke gets funnier.............only the Irishman survives.
February 27th, 2007  
DTop
 
 
I've heard the same joke with different players.
1. Minister, Rabbi, Priest
2. Independent, Democrat, Republican
3. Sailor, Marine, Soldier
4. Frenchman, Englishman, Italian
etc.....
I suppose you could fill in anyone you'd like. Any more out there?
February 27th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
yeah, there's a New Zealander and three sheep version.








.....don't blame me, you asked.
February 27th, 2007  
DTop
 
 
God bless you Father.