Embarrassment at the Doctors....




 
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Boots
 
February 23rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Embarrassment at the Doctors....


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the receptionist, she asked, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked,"Yes?"

There's something wrong with my ear, he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

February 23rd, 2006  
DefiantCdr
 
 
Plans for tomorrow:
1. Go to Doctor
2. Embarras receptionist... especially if she is cheerful
February 23rd, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
HaHahHaHa. Needed a good laugh. Thanks tomtom.

Don't mess with the older generation, you're likely to come off second best.
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Boots
February 23rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol that is funny man
February 28th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha. Nice one.
February 28th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
That is hilarious!!!
March 1st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
mwahahahahahaha...
March 2nd, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
March 3rd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
I must have had laugh constipation, it's been five minutes and I'm still laughing. Damn, I've got a meeting in ten minutes.
March 3rd, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Told this one at work. Guess my delivery was off. I found it hilarious, others didn't...*sigh*