ELMO TOYS




 
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ELMO TOYS
 
December 4th, 2008  
Del Boy
 

Topic: ELMO TOYS


ELMO TOYS
Post; Elmo Toys


There
is a factory in Northern
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it
under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The
Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 8:00 am.



The next day at 8:45
am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new
Employee.



He
complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.




The
Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all
over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.

At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's She has a
roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.


The 2 men watch in
amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's
legs.


The Personnel Manager
bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
and approaches Lena



'I'm sorry,' he says
to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
'but I think you misunderstood the instructions
I gave you yesterday... '



'Your job is to give
Elmo two test tickles.


















December 5th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehe Very nice!
December 5th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahaha
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ELMO TOYS
December 8th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Posted before: Tickle Me Elmo
 


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