Duct Tape




 
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Duct Tape
 
May 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Duct Tape


Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He


walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know

that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang
her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"




"I kicked her in the face."
And YES I DID DO A SEARCH ON THIS ONE AND NOTHING CAME UP!
May 7th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 


How much Italian bread had he eaten?
May 7th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ight=duct+tape
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Duct Tape
May 7th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
*Navyboy just shot himself in the head*
May 7th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
I didnt get it @_@
May 7th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Tomtom you constantly protect your jokes' copyrights
May 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
I hate you....
May 7th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
lol, now thats the joke!
May 7th, 2006  
Redleg
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navy Boy
I hate you....
So close, but no cigar...