Dope Smoking Koala & Lizard

Dope Smoking Koala & Lizard
January 31st, 2006  

Topic: Dope Smoking Koala & Lizard

Dope Smoking Koala & Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree*smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past*
and looks up and says*"Hey Koala what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:*

"S@#* much water did you drink?!!"
January 31st, 2006  
HAHA Nice one!!
February 1st, 2006  
Dope Smoking Koala & Lizard
February 2nd, 2006  
I like it
February 3rd, 2006  
Navy Boy
February 4th, 2006  
Now, now Padre. That was funny though
February 5th, 2006  

February 5th, 2006  
Nice one.
January 9th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
Oh the power of the plant. Hahaha
February 9th, 2007  
Team Infidel
always a good one padre