Dog Attack




 
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Dog Attack
 
February 1st, 2006  
Damien435
 
 

Topic: Dog Attack


Dog Attack
Two young friends in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rotweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off the nearby fence, slipped it under the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck.

A liberal newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline. "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox Fan" the little boy interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:

"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either", the boy replied.

The reporter says, "I assumed everyone in this State was either for the Red Sox, Kerry, or Kennedy." Do you like Kennedy then?

" You mean the swimmer? Actually no", said the little boy. "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I like George W. Bush".

Hitting the delete key the reporter began again:

"Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
February 1st, 2006  
Fox
 
 
HAHAHA! Funny.
February 2nd, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Ain't it the truth though? funny stuff lol
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Dog Attack
February 2nd, 2006  
DefiantCdr
 
 
And that is why I don't pay attention to most of the media Sooo true though
February 2nd, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
hehehe, hilarious stuff
February 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Been posted before.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ghlight=Boston
February 5th, 2006  
Damien435
 
 
Two totally different jokes!
February 5th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
I've heard something like that but Canadian.
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha....
October 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel