A devoted wife has spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. He had been slipping in and out of coma for several months, yes she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motione to her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said: "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What, my dear?" she asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck!"

That's good.

I think he's right.

he may be right...or he may be delusional. Good joke none the less.

That one is pretty good

lmao

Good one.

Originally Posted by C/2nd Lt Robot

I think he's right.

I think so to.

HAHAHA
Good one!