Decoding Women's Ads - Page 2

Decoding Women's Ads
March 2nd, 2006  

Topic: What she really means

Decoding Women's Ads
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
March 3rd, 2006  
yep thats the truth i remember seein that sumwhere...dont remember where but o well its true
March 3rd, 2006  
"Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it."

Probably Jello pudding, that's all my Wife knew how to make when we were married plus it's all we could afford.
Decoding Women's Ads
October 17th, 2007  
October 17th, 2007  
Dang it!! They're on to us!!! Time to change the meanings!!!!
October 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
lol lol
October 18th, 2007  
Hear Hear. So true.