The damn Cat

November 4th, 2004  

Topic: The damn Cat

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver hat her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...
November 5th, 2004  
rotc boy
that is great!!!!
November 6th, 2004  
That rocks all man!
November 6th, 2004  
Nice one..
November 7th, 2004  
Great one
November 8th, 2004  
HECK YEAH!!!!!!! That actually has happened in my town before. lol
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