A Cowboy and a Indian

[5.56X45mm]

While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.



Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"



Indian: "Dog no talk."



Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"



Dog: "Doin' all right."



Indian: Look of shock.



Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.



Dog: "Yep"



Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"



Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."



Indian: Look of total disbelief.



Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"



Indian: "Horse no talk."



Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"



Horse: "Cool."



Indian: Extreme look of shock.



Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.



Horse: "Yes sir"



Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"



Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me" .



Indian: Total look of utter amazement.



Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"



Indian: "Sheep liar."

 

[tomtom22]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Fox]

HAHAHA!! I don't remember if it has been posted.

 

[Charge 7]

Yeah it was by one of our "down under" members, Lips I think, but still funny.

 

[icecold]

:> great guess the indian was getting kind of lonely

 

[Italian Guy]

Hahahahahaha.

 

[JulesLee]

:> great guess the indian was getting kind of lonely

oh i get it now XD

 

[armlesscadet]

haha that is a good one

 

[Team Infidel]

that's a good onehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0419933/