cowboy at a gay bar




 
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Boots
 
May 23rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 

Topic: cowboy at a gay bar


A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
bar.
"What the heck, " he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.

"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE,
for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly
replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right
who just happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
Rock!'"And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
May 23rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!
May 23rd, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Been posted before... the search feature is your friend.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ad.php?t=16608
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Boots
May 23rd, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lolololol ima name mine secret too!
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one