A Couple Of Jokes So Bad They're Good




 
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Boots
 
February 14th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: A Couple Of Jokes So Bad They're Good


WARNING: These jokes shouldn't be read if you have a low tolerance for bad jokes.

(1)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(2)

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.
The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract.
Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
February 14th, 2005  
Vitaly
 
I laughed at the first one, it was funny.
February 15th, 2005  
Darcia
 
1st one was funny in a stupid way, 2nd one was just stupid.
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February 15th, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 
LOL. I liked number two.


Serenity
February 15th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
a very good play on words plus I thought they were both funny
February 15th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
Screw you guys I laughed
February 16th, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
WOW

funny....but WOW

i thought both were pretty funny.
September 12th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
No. 1.
No. 2.
September 13th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
No. 1.
No. 2.
yup
September 13th, 2005  
Marinerhodes
 
 
*chuckle*