A city boy was visiting a friend's farm. The country boy suggested that he show the city boy around the farm and his friend agreed. The country boy told his friend "just a moment" and walked over to a Mule. The city boy was horrified to see his friend raise the mule's tail and kiss his rear end.
Then the city boy said okay, let's go. Finally the city boy couldn't stand any more and asked "why did you kiss that mule's butt?" The country boy said, "oh that, I've got dry, sore lips." His friend asked if that was a cure to which the country boy said,"no but it keeps me from licking my lips."

Good one

Visualize that!

That's a good one.

Icky!!! LOL

Haha...Thats like putting hot sauce on a dogs paws to keep him from biting em...Thats what we did with Barkley...And it works!