Country and City Boys




 
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Boots
 
July 26th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Country and City Boys


A city boy was visiting a friend's farm. The country boy suggested that he show the city boy around the farm and his friend agreed. The country boy told his friend "just a moment" and walked over to a Mule. The city boy was horrified to see his friend raise the mule's tail and kiss his rear end.
Then the city boy said okay, let's go. Finally the city boy couldn't stand any more and asked "why did you kiss that mule's butt?" The country boy said, "oh that, I've got dry, sore lips." His friend asked if that was a cure to which the country boy said,"no but it keeps me from licking my lips."
July 26th, 2005  
DTop
 
 
Good one
October 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Visualize that!

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Boots
October 12th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's a good one.
October 12th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Icky!!! LOL
October 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Haha...Thats like putting hot sauce on a dogs paws to keep him from biting em...Thats what we did with Barkley...And it works!