AussieNick
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Q. What do Kermit The Frog and Henry The 8th have in common?
A. Their middle name.
Q. What does an elephant have for lunch?
A. An hour, just like all the other animals.
Q. What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
A. 2 Bullets.
Q. What's pink and hangs out your underpants?
A. Your mum.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About 8 beers.
Q. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A. You can't hear an enzyme.
Q. Why don't worms have balls?
A. Cos they can't dance.
Q. Where would you find a dog with no legs?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they've got big fingers.
Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What would Marlon Brando be doing if he was alive today?
A. He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Q. What has 36 balls and screws you twice a week?
A. Lotto
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anybody can roast beef.
A. Their middle name.
Q. What does an elephant have for lunch?
A. An hour, just like all the other animals.
Q. What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
A. 2 Bullets.
Q. What's pink and hangs out your underpants?
A. Your mum.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About 8 beers.
Q. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A. You can't hear an enzyme.
Q. Why don't worms have balls?
A. Cos they can't dance.
Q. Where would you find a dog with no legs?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they've got big fingers.
Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What would Marlon Brando be doing if he was alive today?
A. He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Q. What has 36 balls and screws you twice a week?
A. Lotto
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anybody can roast beef.
