The Christmas Tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




 
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Boots
 
December 8th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: The Christmas Tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of breasts are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and
firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
December 8th, 2004  
Darcia
 
........ 8) frgot about Viagra it is the Mircale Grow...hehehe
December 16th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
BURN!!!!
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Boots
September 5th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
September 6th, 2005  
xander
 
 
SHOT
December 8th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
This one is good for another go around.
December 8th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
omg hahahahahahahahah!!!!
December 8th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
lol......
December 8th, 2006  
bigcanada813
 
 
oh man...
December 8th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.