Case of the pregnant lady




 
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Boots
 
November 9th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Case of the pregnant lady


CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she move again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had
to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling",
and I had to smile.

Then She placed herself under a deodorant sign that said William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident."
I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!"
November 9th, 2004  
Joe252
 
ROLFLMAO!
November 9th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
that is a good reason to laugh...
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Boots
November 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Holy cow, thats funny.
November 11th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Haha!
November 22nd, 2004  
avckc
 
November 23rd, 2004  
Darcia
 
That was great!
April 18th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
WOOT! this joke is awesome! This is actually the best joke i have ever heard at the forum.
April 19th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
April 25th, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
That's hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.