5.56X45mm
Milforum Mac Daddy
A Canadian and his three brothers go up in a plane to go skydiving. The first says, "I've heard aboot this way to skydive, and it's reely popular, eh!" He then jumps out of the plane holding a hen. The chicken flaps its wings furiously, but the skydiver plummets to his death.
The next brother says, "Oh, dear . . . well, he was never too bright, eh. Watch me!" He then jumps out of the plane with a budgie. The tiny bird frees itself from the skydiver's grip and flies to safety, and the skydiver plummets to his grisly death.
The third brother says to the fourth brother, "That's a shame, eh. But this is the safest way to jump outta a plane, eh!" He takes a parrot out of a cage and jumps out. As he falls, he pulls a handgun out of his pocket and shoots the parrot dead. He then proceeds to plummet to his bloody death.
The fourth brother, having seen all this, sits back down on his seat and says, "Well, i'm sorrey, boot I'm not tryin' any of those ways! Hen gliding, budgie jumping, an' friggin . . . parrot shooting!"
The next brother says, "Oh, dear . . . well, he was never too bright, eh. Watch me!" He then jumps out of the plane with a budgie. The tiny bird frees itself from the skydiver's grip and flies to safety, and the skydiver plummets to his grisly death.
The third brother says to the fourth brother, "That's a shame, eh. But this is the safest way to jump outta a plane, eh!" He takes a parrot out of a cage and jumps out. As he falls, he pulls a handgun out of his pocket and shoots the parrot dead. He then proceeds to plummet to his bloody death.
The fourth brother, having seen all this, sits back down on his seat and says, "Well, i'm sorrey, boot I'm not tryin' any of those ways! Hen gliding, budgie jumping, an' friggin . . . parrot shooting!"