BREAKING NEWS!!! Jacksonville, FL




 
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Jacksonville, FL
 
December 4th, 2008  
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Topic: BREAKING NEWS!!! Jacksonville, FL


BREAKING NEWS!!! Jacksonville, FL
Jacksonville, FL. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Duval County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Jacksonville Jaguars, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Thank God the Jacksonville Jaguars are around!
December 4th, 2008  
istealfreefood
 
 
hahahha, thats great! But Detroit is who really sucks this year. 0-12! even Jacksonville beat them.
December 4th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Jacksonville, FL
December 5th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Hahahaha!!! That's awesome!!!!
December 5th, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
Should be the lions.
December 5th, 2008  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahahahaha. I love it!
December 6th, 2008  
Del Boy
 
Well, Big Up the Jacksonville Jaguars, win or lose! God Bless 'em.
December 8th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
WOW!!!




that was totally unexpected.
 


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