Book reports as college assignments




 
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Book reports as college assignments
 
January 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Book reports as college assignments


Book reports as college assignments
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a b******t artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
January 11th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice
June 27th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Tee-hee-hee!!!


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Book reports as college assignments
June 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's funny



June 27th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahaha. Clever...Very clever.